Frankeneinstein

They say that Dr. Frankenstein got a hold of Einstein's brain and he made a thing they call Frankeneinstein. And that since then the big green geek can sometimes be glimpsed by the light of the moon digging up body parts and warping the space-time comtinuum. But the truth behind the legend is that my 8-year-old nephew once tried to say "Frankenstein" and the malaprop that tumbled from his lips was all the encouragement an idea-starved doodler like me needed. So until I decide to stop dropping verdant terds into the void, here lies the continuing adventures of tomorrow's sweeping-the-nation edu-tational sensation, FRANKENEINSTEIN.